The NRC Ten Commandments
1) You shall have no other Palin before Me
2) You shall not make for yourself a carved McCain--any likeness of anything that is in DC above, or that is in Alaska beneath, or that is in the water under the White House
3) You shall not take the name of the Palin your God in vain
4) Remember the Election Day, to keep it holy
5) Honor your McCain and your Palin
6) You shall not Palin with your palms
7) You shall not commit Palinery on the day of Moose Burgers
8) You shall not steal from Palin Oil
9) You shall not bear false witness against your Moose killers
10) You shall not covet your Palin's house of money; you shall not covet your neighbor's Palin, nor her McCain servant, nor her Daughter's Down syndrome, nor her oxymoron, nor her donkey’s kong, nor anything that is your NRC’s PS3 game consol